Hey, Stevie, buddy, long time no see. I think. Maybe. Sort of. Right?

So, funny story, stop me if you've heard this one.

Guy goes on a mission and falls into a ravine in the Alps. Survives it, much to his misery, and is found by some friendlies. Only, turns out they weren't friendly.

Guy gets turned over to even less friendly enemies, experimented on (some more), is shoved into an ice box and dies. Kind of. So he thought.

Guy wakes up in the future, where there are no flying cars, with a fucking metal arm, and some vague memories of sort of almost killing you (sorry about that, by the way).

Now, you gotta help me out with the punchline here, pal, because I've got no fucking clue what's going on.